Tuesday, March 24, 2020

Pandemic Panic

Has the whole world gone entirely mad,
or have I just not noticed it before?
I know with this virus, things will be bad,
but why are people beginning to hoard,
not leaving things for those who are in need?
Consumed by panic, or pushed on by greed..

You do not need that much toilet paper!
You do not need that much sanitizer!
For years, people made fun of the preppers,
but now realize they were the wiser.
They say that ‘He who laughs last, laughs the best”
Well, guess who’s laughing above all the rest? 

If we do things right, and we keep our heads,
we can weather the coming storm’s effects.
Make sure our elderly and youth are fed,
and not lose ourselves hoarding mere objects
greed and selfishness must lose their place
if we are to move forward as a Race.

 Let it not be said We fell apart here,
clutching our purse strings out of financial fear
while abandoning those that we hold dear
to a dark future bleak, hopeless, and drear.
When we can still stand and do what needs done
for it is certain our fight can be won!


Monday, March 23, 2020

Lock Down

He has shut down our state!
In violation of our Constitution,
without proper debate,
and without the people’s representation!
Let all Hoosiers remember
what he has done on this day,
and come election in November,
we shall send him off on his way
out of the Governor’s chair
and to the unemployment line
or where ever, we don’t care
as long as he’s gone, we’re fine!
Every leader who applauds his deed
we shall give you the same token
for following tyranny’s lead,
and parroting what he has spoken.
The people will speak soon enough
and when it is all said and done
you will find our anger is not a bluff
when we oust you all…Every. Last. One.

Wednesday, March 18, 2020

To the Victor go the Spoils



“This is a duel to the death! The only rule is that there can be no interference from the crowd!” The orator shouted. “This is your last chance to bow out. If you accept fate, draw your weapon and…”

Preston could barely hear the words after that point. His opponent drew his sword, and the crowd around them burst out into thunderous approval. His hand tightened on the hilt of his own sword. This was it. If he drew it now, there would be no turning back.

Almost on its own accord, as if it knew that he was contemplating submission, his hand pulled his sword from its sheath, and leveled it towards his opponent. The crowd went wild. There would be death.

He didn’t hate his opponent. He didn’t even know the guy. He merely got the luck of the draw in the duel rotation to be put against each other. He looked as fierce as one could imagine. He was big and hulking, and well fed.  He was obviously a veteran of the duels, as his sword was steady with no trace of a tremor, and he had cast his shield off to the ground beside him.

Preston’s own shield was a lot heavier than he imagined, but he held onto it for dear life. A lot rode on this duel. He stood still, waiting for his opponent to make the first move. He tried ignoring the pounding in his chest, the roar of his blood in his ears, mixed with the noise of the crowd.  The tremor in his sword betrayed him, and his opponent smiled. He’d obviously seen similar tell-tale signs, and like a cat moving in on its prey, he moved in for the kill.

The first sword strike might as well have killed him. He flew backwards, and landed roughly on the dirt. He felt as if his entire left arm had been cleaved from his torso. Everything that didn’t hurt was tingly and numb, but a quick look down, showed everything intact. His shield was dented in, and his forearm was held in place by the dent and the handle.  He tried to shake it off, but it held tight. His opponent merely stood there, several paces away, a smirk on his face. He was waiting for Preston to stand up. He was going to toy with Preston before he killed him.

Shakily, Preston used his shield to prop himself up on one knee, and then stood. The crowd cheered again. The show continued.

Not waiting on the guy to end him, Preston charged, sword overhead, shield in front of his chest. The man laughed, and with a superfluous twirl, stepped out of Preston’s line of attack, and merely brought his foot out to trip him.

Preston fell. The pain in his shield arm exploded. He had never known a pain quite like this. It had to have broken, but he couldn’t get it free form the shield to see. He swung the shield up, to prop himself on it, screaming through his pain, he tried to stand again.

Just as he gained his footing, his feet were kicked out again. He landed on his shield again, and realized in horror that it was the only thing he was holding. His sword lay several feet away from him, and his opponent had just put himself in his way.

“Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill! Kill!” The crowd cheered.

His opponent, now standing over him, stretched his arms out in triumph as Preston knelt in front of him. This had probably played out for him multiple times, and he was obviously relishing the moment. With one burst of energy, fueled by desperate rage at his impending death, Preston swung his shield.

Screaming through the pain, he brought its corner up into the groin of this surprised opponent with enough force that the man dropped his own sword in pain. The crowd fell silent as the man fell sideways, screaming as he clutched his groin.  Preston did not waste his time trying to grab the man’s sword. He climbed onto him and brought the edge of his shield down on the man’s throat. Again and again, ignoring the blood as is sprayed onto him.

The screaming man was silent.

The crowd was silent.

Only for a moment. It roared back to life with surprised enthusiasm. The orator ran out to Preston and helped him to his feet.

“The champion is deposed!” The orator shouted above the noise. “Behold our new winner!”

The man led Preston away from the dead champion who now had several men over him pulling at his belongings.

Preston was led to a room with a table, guarded by several men where he would be able to accept his prize for winning the fight. As a man helped pry the dented shield off of his arm, the distributor looked at him with some surprise, but began gathering his items.

“Here you are,” the distributor said. “This is ten pounds of meat, ten pounds of vegetables, and five rolls of toilet paper.”

“Thank you,” Preston mumbled, as he felt his now free left arm.

“What were you before, Gladiator?” the distributor asked, curious.

“Office clerk,” Preston mumbled again as he moved the bags of food and toilet paper into his cart.

The guard who had taken his pistol when he walked into the building returned it to him, along with the sword and shield of his dead opponent.

“These were his, and they are yours if you want them. Spoils of war,” the man said with a smirk. “Besides, you will need them when you come back for more provisions, right?”

He had no desire to return, but with a family to feed, he didn’t know how the next few weeks would go hunting wise. He had been told many duelers return again and again until they are killed by someone else. Just as his opponent had done.  Preston gave a halfhearted nod, and took them from the man. He still had an immense amount of pain in his arm, but he could move it, and he could at least push his cart.

He left the building, pushing the cart with his prize. He was wondering how he would explain the risk he had just undertaken to his wife when he heard the cheer of the crowd as a new duel began.