If I were a Rich Man
If I were a rich man,
like the kind you see on TV,
I wouldn’t be contented
to let the world just be.
Playing with stocks and bonds
like a child playing with Legos,
Making nothing important,
just watching highs and lows?
Not at all, my brothers,
why have such wealth if not to act?
Why have safety just to see,
our innocents attacked?
And how dare those bastards,
who see and then turn a blind eye,
to foreign atrocities
under our native sky?
If I were a rich man,
You could be sure that I would act
with men and munitions
sent promptly to enact
a Reclamation war,
to cast out our traitors and foes,
and to protect our young ones
from all the savage blows
that they have long suffered
under those who call themselves men
yet hide behind guard and wall
and do not experience
the horrors faced by all
due to the limp wristed
laws they have forced on their own folk
where natives are second class,
under a foreign yolk.
If I were a rich man,
Ships would land on the British shore
and an army of cousins
would march out to make war.
Those who hide in shadows,
would find themselves bathed in the light
of their own people’s torches
who have turned out to fight
now what they have a chance
to protect their daughters and wives
from the foreign molesters
who would ruin their lives.
How proudly they would stand,
to return law to the lawless,
those noble sons of Glyndŵr,
of St. George and Wallace!
If I were a rich man,
my money would flow to good men
to fund their liberation,
that they be free again.
And should the crown object,
I would ask why they should speak now?
When silence has been their rule
in spite of ancient vow
to protect their people,
from foreign conquest and such rot?
No! Cast them down! Call: “Arthur!”
“Return for Camelot!”
If I were a rich man…
If only I were a rich man…
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